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Travel & Transportation Jokes

• What do you call a school zone sign that's always child-protecting? A student-safety announcer!
• Why did the hospital zone sign feel healing-indicating? It was medical-facility marking!
• What do you call an airport sign that's always flight-directing? A aviation-facility marker!
• Why don't railway crossing signs ever feel track-free? They're train-warning indicators!
• What do you call a bridge sign that's always span-announcing? A crossing-structure marker!
• Why did the tunnel sign feel passage-indicating? It was underground-route marking!
• What do you call a mountain pass sign that's always elevation-noting? A height-indicator!
• Why don't scenic route signs ever feel view-less? They're beauty-path markers!
• What do you call a historic route sign that's always past-celebrating? A heritage-path marker!
• Why did the tourist route sign feel visitor-welcoming? It was sightseeing-path indicating!
• What do you call a truck route sign that's always commercial-directing? A freight-path marker!
• Why don't hazmat route signs ever feel danger-free? They're chemical-transport directing!
• What do you call an evacuation route sign that's always escape-planning? A emergency-exit marker!
• Why did the travel guide feel direction-giving? It was journey-advising!
• What do you call a road atlas that's always map-providing? A route-reference book!
• Why don't GPS devices ever feel location-lost? They're satellite-guided!
• What do you call a navigation system that's always path-finding? A route-calculator!
• Why did the compass feel direction-pointing? It was magnetic-north indicating!
• What do you call a sextant that's always star-measuring? A celestial-navigation tool!
• Why don't landmarks ever feel reference-free? They're location-identifying!
• What do you call a waypoint that's always journey-marking? A progress-indicator!
• Why did the milestone feel distance-measuring? It was progress-marking!
• What do you call a benchmark that's always elevation-referencing? A height-standard!
• Why don't surveyor markers ever feel position-uncertain? They're precisely-located!
• What do you call a triangulation point that's always position-calculating? A location-reference!
• Why did the coordinate system feel position-defining? It was location-organizing!
• What do you call latitude lines that's always north-south measuring? A horizontal-position grid!
• Why don't longitude lines ever feel east-west confused? They're vertical-position markers!
• What do you call the equator that's always middle-marking? The earth's-waist line!
• Why did the prime meridian feel zero-defining? It was longitude-starting line!

• What do you call time zones that's always hour-dividing? A temporal-geography system!
• Why don't datelines ever feel time-confused? They're day-changing markers!
• What do you call a flight path that's always air-routing? A sky-highway!
• Why did the air corridor feel traffic-channeling? It was aircraft-flow directing!
• What do you call an airspace that's always flight-controlling? A sky-territory!
• Why don't flight levels ever feel altitude-confused? They're height-organizing!
• What do you call a holding pattern that's always circle-flying? A sky-waiting loop!
• Why did the approach path feel landing-directing? It was runway-guiding!
• What do you call a departure route that's always takeoff-directing? A sky-exit path!
• Why don't airways ever feel direction-lost? They're flight-path highways!
• What do you call a jet stream that's always wind-flowing? A high-altitude river!
• Why did the trade winds feel commerce-helping? They were sailing-ship assistants!
• What do you call ocean currents that's always water-flowing? A sea-highway system!
• Why don't shipping lanes ever feel vessel-free? They're maritime-traffic channels!
• What do you call a sea route that's always ocean-crossing? A water-highway!
• Why did the strait feel passage-providing? It was water-channel connecting!
• What do you call a canal that's always ship-connecting? A artificial-waterway!
• Why don't locks ever feel water-level confused? They're boat-elevator systems!
• What do you call a portage that's always boat-carrying? A overland-water transport!
• Why did the ford feel river-crossing? It was shallow-water passage!
• What do you call a ferry route that's always water-bridging? A floating-bridge service!
• Why don't causeway ever feel water-interrupted? They're solid-water crossings!
• What do you call a bridge that's always span-providing? A gap-crossing structure!
• Why did the viaduct feel valley-spanning? It was depression-crossing bridge!
• What do you call an overpass that's always road-crossing? A traffic-separator bridge!
• Why don't underpasses ever feel over-ambitious? They're below-ground crossings!
• What do you call a cloverleaf that's always traffic-separating? A interchange-flower!
• Why did the roundabout feel circle-directing? It was traffic-flow organizing!
• What do you call a traffic circle that's always round-routing? A circular-intersection!
• Why don't rotaries ever feel dizzy? They're spinning-traffic handlers!

• What do you call an intersection that's always road-crossing? A path-meeting point!
• Why did the junction feel connection-making? It was route-joining point!
• What do you call a fork that's always path-dividing? A route-choice point!
• Why don't merges ever feel separation-anxiety? They're traffic-combining zones!
• What do you call a split that's always traffic-dividing? A flow-separation point!
• Why did the onramp feel traffic-adding? It was flow-joining facilitator!
• What do you call an offramp that's always traffic-removing? A flow-leaving facilitator!
• Why don't acceleration lanes ever feel slow-starting? They're speed-building zones!
• What do you call a deceleration lane that's always speed-reducing? A slowing-down zone!
• Why did the passing lane feel overtaking-facilitating? It was speed-differential accommodating!
• What do you call a slow lane that's always leisurely-paced? A relaxed-driving zone!
• Why don't express lanes ever feel local-stopping? They're through-traffic dedicated!
• What do you call a collector road that's always traffic-gathering? A flow-concentrating route!
• Why did the arterial road feel blood-vessel like? It was traffic-flowing major route!
• What do you call a highway that's always high-speed? A fast-travel route!
• Why don't freeways ever feel toll-charging? They're payment-free roads!
• What do you call a turnpike that's always toll-collecting? A fee-charging highway!
• Why did the interstate feel state-connecting? It was cross-border linking!
• What do you call a parkway that's always scenic-routing? A beautiful-drive road!
• Why don't boulevards ever feel narrow-minded? They're wide-avenue roads!
• What do you call an avenue that's always tree-lined? A green-corridor road!
• Why did the street feel local-serving? It was neighborhood-connecting!
• What do you call an alley that's always narrow-passing? A tight-squeeze route!
• Why don't cul-de-sacs ever feel through-traffic? They're dead-end streets!
• What do you call a court that's always circle-ending? A round-termination street!
• Why did the plaza feel open-spacing? It was public-square providing!
• What do you call a square that's always four-sided? A geometric-public space!
• Why don't circles ever feel angular? They're round-public spaces!
• What do you call a park that's always green-spacing? A nature-recreation area!
• Why did the garden feel plant-growing? It was flora-cultivation space!

• What do you call a lawn that's always grass-covering? A green-carpet area!
• Why don't meadows ever feel tree-crowded? They're open-grass spaces!
• What do you call a field that's always crop-growing? A agricultural-production area!
• Why did the pasture feel livestock-feeding? It was animal-grazing land!
• What do you call a range that's always cattle-roaming? A open-grazing territory!
• Why don't prairies ever feel tree-filled? They're grassland-ecosystems!
• What do you call a plain that's always flat-stretching? A level-terrain area!
• Why did the plateau feel elevated-flatness? It was high-level terrain!
• What do you call a mesa that's always table-topped? A flat-summit landform!
• Why don't buttes ever feel broad-based? They're narrow-peaked hills!
• What do you call a hill that's always slope-rising? A gentle-elevation landform!
• Why did the mountain feel peak-reaching? It was summit-aspiring landform!
• What do you call a ridge that's always crest-following? A elevated-line landform!
• Why don't valleys ever feel peak-topped? They're depression-landforms!
• What do you call a canyon that's always deep-cutting? A gorge-like depression!
• Why did the gorge feel narrow-cutting? It was tight-canyon formation!
• What do you call a ravine that's always water-carved? A erosion-created depression!
• Why don't gulches ever feel water-filled? They're dry-valley formations!
• What do you call an arroyo that's always flash-flood prone? A desert-wash channel!
• Why did the wash feel seasonal-flowing? It was intermittent-water channel!
• What do you call a creek that's always water-babbling? A small-stream waterway!
• Why don't streams ever feel flow-stopping? They're continuous-water courses!
• What do you call a river that's always flowing to the sea? A water-highway system!
• What do you call a rocket that won't take off? A space case!
• Why did the truck driver always carry a ladder? In case he needed to step up his game!
• What do you call a ferry that's always happy? A merry ferry!
• Why don't scooters ever feel small? They have big personalities!
• What do you call a limousine that's always stretching? A yoga car!
• Why did the skateboard go to school? To get more board-ucation!
• What do you call a trolley that's always on time? Punctu-rail!

• Why don't jet skis ever get sea sick? They ride on top!
• What do you call a unicycle that's always balanced? Well-rounded!
• Why did the segway feel balanced? It was two-wheeling with confidence!
• What do you call a golf cart that's always golfing? Par for the course!
• Why don't go-karts ever feel slow? They're always racing!
• What do you call a rickshaw that's always pedaling? A cycle-path!
• Why did the hovercraft feel floaty? It was riding on air!
• What do you call a gondola that's always singing? A Venice-crooner!
• Why don't cable cars ever feel tired? They're always hanging in there!
• What do you call a monorail that's always on track? Single-minded!
• Why did the maglev train feel magnetic? It was attracted to speed!
• What do you call a bullet train that's always fast? Quick-silver!
• Why don't trams ever feel electrified? They're used to the current!
• What do you call a subway that's always underground? A mole-transport!
• Why did the double-decker bus feel tall? It had a high perspective!
• What do you call a school bus that's always yellow? A sunny-mobile!
• Why don't fire trucks ever feel rushed? They're always siren-ly focused!
• What do you call an ambulance that's always helping? A life-saver mobile!
• Why did the police car feel secure? It was law-enforcement ready!
• What do you call a taxi that's always available? A cab-solutely ready!
• Why don't delivery trucks ever feel empty? They're always full of purpose!
• What do you call a moving van that's always relocating? A home-shifter!
• Why did the garbage truck feel recycled? It was always picking up!
• What do you call a tow truck that's always helping? A lift-ing friend!
• Why don't cement mixers ever feel mixed up? They know their concrete purpose!
• What do you call a dump truck that's always dumping? A load-shedder!
• Why did the pickup truck feel handy? It was always carrying things!
• What do you call an SUV that's always off-roading? A trail-blazer!
• Why don't convertibles ever feel covered up? They like the open air!
• What do you call a sports car that's always racing? A speed-demon!

• Why did the sedan feel sensible? It was practically perfect!
• What do you call a minivan that's always hauling kids? A family-mobile!
• Why don't station wagons ever feel outdated? They're classic haulers!
• What do you call a hatchback that's always practical? A utility-mobile!
• Why did the coupe feel exclusive? It only had two doors!
• What do you call a roadster that's always cruising? A wind-rider!
• Why don't muscle cars ever feel weak? They're all about horsepower!
• What do you call a hybrid that's always efficient? An eco-warrior!
• Why did the electric car feel charged? It was battery-powered!
• What do you call a hydrogen car that's always clean? A water-mobile!
• Why don't diesel trucks ever feel gassy? They run on efficiency!
• What do you call a propane vehicle that's always cooking? A gas-tronomic ride!
• Why did the solar car feel bright? It was sun-powered!
• What do you call a wind-powered vehicle that's always breezy? An air-mobile!
• Why don't steam cars ever feel old-fashioned? They're vintage cool!
• What do you call a compressed air car that's always inflated? A pressure-mobile!
• Why did the ethanol car feel corny? It ran on grain alcohol!
• What do you call a biodiesel truck that's always green? An eco-hauler!
• Why don't natural gas buses ever feel artificial? They're organically fueled!
• What do you call a methane vehicle that's always gassy? A bio-mobile!
• Why did the alcohol-fueled car feel spirited? It had liquid courage!
• What do you call a vegetable oil car that's always cooking? A kitchen-mobile!
• Why don't wood-gas vehicles ever feel burned out? They're sustainably powered!
• What do you call a coal-powered car that's always dirty? A carbon-mobile!
• Why did the nuclear car feel atomic? It had splitting power!
• What do you call a pedal car that's always exercising? A fitness-mobile!
• Why don't gravity cars ever feel down? They're naturally powered!
• What do you call a magnetic car that's always attractive? A polar-mobile!
• Why did the clockwork car feel wound up? It was spring-loaded!
• What do you call a rubber band car that's always snappy? An elastic-mobile!

• Why don't catapult cars ever feel flung? They're launched with purpose!
• What do you call a slingshot vehicle that's always shooting? A projectile-mobile!
• Why did the trebuchet car feel medieval? It was historically powered!
• What do you call a cannon car that's always booming? A blast-mobile!
• Why don't rocket cars ever feel grounded? They're sky-bound!
• What do you call a jet-powered car that's always whooshing? A turbo-mobile!
• Why did the fan car feel breezy? It was air-propelled!
• What do you call a sail car that's always windy? A breeze-mobile!
• Why don't kite cars ever feel string-attached? They're wind-free!
• What do you call a parachute car that's always falling gracefully? A drift-mobile!
• Why did the glider car feel soaring? It rode the air currents!
• What do you call a balloon car that's always rising? A float-mobile!
• Why don't dirigible cars ever feel deflated? They're full of hot air!
• What do you call a blimp car that's always advertising? A sky-billboard!
• Why did the zeppelin car feel grand? It was majestically powered!
• What do you call a hot air balloon car that's always heated? A thermal-mobile!
• Why don't helium cars ever feel heavy? They're lighter than air!
• What do you call a hydrogen balloon car that's always explosive? A pop-mobile!
• Why did the passenger train feel peopled? It was human-powered by tickets!
• What do you call a freight train that's always hauling? A cargo-mover!
• Why don't express trains ever feel slow? They skip all the stops!
• What do you call a local train that's always stopping? A station-visitor!
• Why did the commuter train feel rushed? It was always in morning traffic!
• What do you call a tourist train that's always sightseeing? A view-mobile!
• Why don't heritage trains ever feel modern? They're vintage-powered!
• What do you call a mountain train that's always climbing? A peak-seeker!
• Why did the funicular feel inclined? It was slope-specialized!
• What do you call a cog railway that's always gripping? A gear-climber!
• Why don't rack railways ever feel slippery? They have toothed tracks!
• What do you call a narrow gauge train that's always squeezing? A tight-fit mobile!

• Why did the broad gauge train feel spacious? It had room to spare!
• What do you call a standard gauge train that's always normal? A regular-rider!
• Why don't dual gauge trains ever feel conflicted? They handle both sizes!
• What do you call a triple gauge train that's always versatile? A multi-tracker!
• Why did the miniature train feel small? It was scale-model sized!
• What do you call a garden railway that's always blooming? A flower-power train!
• Why don't model trains ever feel fake? They're perfectly detailed!
• What do you call a toy train that's always playing? A fun-mobile!
• Why did the electric train feel energized? It was wire-powered!
• What do you call a diesel train that's always efficient? A fuel-saver!
• Why don't steam trains ever feel antiquated? They're classically cool!
• What do you call a horse-drawn train that's always old-school? A hay-mobile!
• Why did the cable train feel connected? It was wire-guided!
• What do you call a pneumatic train that's always pressurized? An air-tube mobile!
• Why don't atmospheric railways ever feel breathless? They're vacuum-powered!
• What do you call a rope railway that's always pulling? A string-mobile!
• Why did the chain train feel linked? It was connection-powered!
• What do you call a belt railway that's always moving smoothly? A conveyor-mobile!
• Why don't screw trains ever feel twisted? They're spiral-powered!
• What do you call a gear train that's always meshing? A cog-mobile!
• Why did the lever train feel lifted? It was fulcrum-powered!
• What do you call a pulley train that's always raising? A hoist-mobile!
• Why don't wedge trains ever feel split? They're angle-powered!
• What do you call an inclined plane train that's always sloping? A ramp-mobile!
• Why did the wheel and axle train feel turning? It was rotation-powered!
• What do you call a simple machine train that's always basic? A fundamental-mobile!
• Why don't compound machine trains ever feel complex? They're multi-powered!
• What do you call a perpetual motion train that's always moving? An eternal-mobile!
• Why did the passenger ship feel peopled? It was human-cargo powered!
• What do you call a cargo ship that's always loaded? A freight-floater!

• Why don't cruise ships ever feel rushed? They're leisure-powered!
• What do you call a ferry that's always crossing? A bridge-substitute!
• Why did the yacht feel luxurious? It was pleasure-powered!
• What do you call a sailboat that's always breezy? A wind-rider!
• Why don't motorboats ever feel quiet? They're engine-loud!
• What do you call a speedboat that's always racing? A wake-maker!
• Why did the pontoon boat feel floaty? It was deck-on-tubes!
• What do you call a houseboat that's always home? A floating-residence!
• Why don't fishing boats ever feel empty-handed? They're catch-optimistic!
• What do you call a tugboat that's always pulling? A harbor-helper!
• Why did the barge feel loaded? It was cargo-heavy!
• What do you call a tanker that's always full? A liquid-hauler!
• Why don't container ships ever feel boxed in? They're cargo-organized!
• What do you call a bulk carrier that's always loaded? A dry-goods hauler!
• Why did the ro-ro ship feel rolling? It was roll-on-roll-off!
• What do you call a car ferry that's always automotive? A vehicle-floater!
• Why don't passenger ferries ever feel lonely? They're people-powered!
• What do you call a catamaran that's always twin-hulled? A dual-floater!
• Why did the trimaran feel triple-threat? It had three hulls!
• What do you call a monohull that's always single? A one-body boat!
• Why don't multihulls ever feel alone? They have multiple bodies!
• What do you call a hydrofoil that's always lifting? A wing-boat!
• Why did the hovercraft feel cushioned? It rode on an air bubble!
• What do you call a ground effect vehicle that's always skimming? A surface-hugger!
• Why don't ekranoplans ever feel airborne? They're surface-effect flyers!
• What do you call a seaplane that's always amphibious? A water-flyer!
• Why did the flying boat feel versatile? It was air-and-sea capable!
• What do you call a floatplane that's always pontoon-equipped? A water-lander!
• Why don't amphibious aircraft ever feel limited? They're dual-environment!
• What do you call a helicopter that's always rotating? A whirly-bird!

• Why did the autogyro feel spinning? It was rotor-powered!
• What do you call a gyrocopter that's always turning? A twist-flyer!
• Why don't gyroplanes ever feel dizzy? They're rotation-stable!
• What do you call a tiltrotor that's always pivoting? A angle-changer!
• Why did the convertible aircraft feel flexible? It was mode-changing!
• What do you call a VTOL that's always vertical? An up-and-down flyer!
• Why don't STOL aircraft ever feel runway-dependent? They're short-field capable!
• What do you call a glider that's always soaring? A thermal-rider!
• Why did the sailplane feel lifted? It was updraft-powered!
• What do you call a hang glider that's always suspended? A wing-rider!
• Why don't paragliders ever feel tangled? They're chute-controlled!
• What do you call a powered parachute that's always chuted? A motor-glider!
• Why did the ultralight feel weightless? It was minimum-mass!
• What do you call a microlight that's always tiny? A mini-flyer!
• Why don't light sport aircraft ever feel heavy? They're weight-restricted!
• What do you call an experimental aircraft that's always testing? A prototype-flyer!
• Why did the homebuilt plane feel personal? It was DIY-constructed!
• What do you call a kit aircraft that's always assembling? A build-it-yourself flyer!
• Why don't certified aircraft ever feel uncertified? They're officially approved!
• What do you call a type-certified plane that's always standard? A regulation-compliant flyer!
• Why did the production aircraft feel mass-made? It was factory-built!
• What do you call a prototype that's always first? An original-model!
• Why don't demonstrator aircraft ever feel shy? They're show-off planes!
• What do you call a testbed aircraft that's always experimenting? A trial-platform!
• Why did the research plane feel studied? It was science-focused!
• What do you call a trainer aircraft that's always teaching? An education-flyer!
• Why don't aerobatic planes ever feel straight and level? They're trick-performers!
• What do you call a stunt plane that's always showing off? A daredevil-flyer!
• Why did the racing aircraft feel competitive? It was speed-focused!
• What do you call a record-setting plane that's always achieving? A milestone-flyer!

• Why don't military aircraft ever feel peaceful? They're defense-designed!
• What do you call a fighter jet that's always combative? A air-warrior!
• Why did the bomber feel loaded? It was payload-heavy!
• What do you call an attack aircraft that's always aggressive? A strike-flyer!
• Why don't reconnaissance planes ever feel blind? They're observation-equipped!
• What do you call a surveillance aircraft that's always watching? A sky-eye!
• Why did the transport plane feel carrying? It was cargo-focused!
• What do you call a tanker aircraft that's always refueling? A gas-station flyer!
• Why don't cargo planes ever feel empty? They're freight-optimized!
• What do you call an airliner that's always passenger-full? A people-mover!
• Why did the regional aircraft feel local? It was short-haul focused!
• What do you call a commuter plane that's always connecting? A hub-spoke flyer!
• Why don't charter aircraft ever feel scheduled? They're on-demand!
• What do you call a private jet that's always exclusive? A VIP-flyer!
• Why did the business jet feel corporate? It was executive-transportation!
• What do you call a corporate aircraft that's always professional? A business-flyer!
• Why don't personal aircraft ever feel public? They're individually-owned!
• What do you call a general aviation plane that's always versatile? A multi-purpose flyer!
• Why did the agricultural aircraft feel seedy? It was crop-dusting!
• What do you call a firefighting plane that's always water-bombing? A flame-fighter flyer!
• Why don't medical aircraft ever feel unhealthy? They're life-saving equipped!
• What do you call an air ambulance that's always emergency-ready? A sky-paramedic!
• Why did the search and rescue plane feel heroic? It was life-saving focused!
• What do you call a police aircraft that's always patrolling? A law-enforcement flyer!
• Why don't customs planes ever feel duty-free? They're border-watching!
• What do you call a coast guard aircraft that's always sea-watching? A maritime-patrol flyer!
• Why did the weather plane feel stormy? It was atmospheric-studying!
• What do you call a research aircraft that's always data-gathering? A science-flyer!
• Why don't survey planes ever feel unmeasured? They're mapping-equipped!
• What do you call a photographic aircraft that's always picture-taking? A camera-flyer!

• Why did the news helicopter feel current? It was event-covering!
• What do you call a traffic aircraft that's always reporting? A sky-eye traffic reporter!
• Why don't sightseeing planes ever feel unseen? They're tour-focused!
• What do you call a scenic aircraft that's always beautiful? A view-flyer!
• Why did the skydiving plane feel jumpy? It was parachute-deploying!
• What do you call a banner aircraft that's always advertising? A sky-billboard flyer!
• Why don't aerobatic teams ever feel solo? They're formation-flying!
• What do you call a display aircraft that's always showing? A air-show performer!
• Why did the vintage plane feel aged? It was historically-significant!
• What do you call a warbird that's always memorial? A history-flyer!
• Why don't restored aircraft ever feel broken? They're lovingly-rebuilt!
• What do you call a museum plane that's always displayed? A static-exhibit!
• Why did the taxi aircraft feel for-hire? It was passenger-service!
• What do you call a shuttle aircraft that's always connecting? A point-to-point flyer!
• Why don't air taxi services ever feel grounded? They're on-demand flying!
• What do you call a helicopter taxi that's always hovering? A vertical-cab!
• Why did the drone feel remote? It was unmanned-controlled!
• What do you call a quadcopter that's always four-rotoring? A multi-rotor flyer!
• Why don't UAVs ever feel manned? They're pilot-free!
• What do you call a surveillance drone that's always watching? A sky-spy!
• Why did the delivery drone feel postal? It was package-carrying!
• What do you call a racing drone that's always speeding? A FPV-racer!
• Why don't camera drones ever feel unphotogenic? They're aerial-photographers!
• What do you call a recreational drone that's always fun? A hobby-flyer!
• Why did the commercial drone feel business-like? It was profit-making!
• What do you call an agricultural drone that's always crop-monitoring? A farm-flyer!
• Why don't inspection drones ever feel uninspected? They're detail-examining!
• What do you call a mapping drone that's always surveying? A cartographer-flyer!
• Why did the emergency drone feel urgent? It was crisis-responding!
• What do you call a rescue drone that's always life-saving? A hero-flyer!

• Why don't military drones ever feel peaceful? They're combat-ready!
• What do you call a stealth drone that's always invisible? A ghost-flyer!
• Why did the autonomous vehicle feel independent? It was self-driving!
• What do you call a robot car that's always computerized? A AI-mobile!
• Why don't self-driving cars ever feel lost? They're GPS-guided!
• What do you call a driverless vehicle that's always automated? A hands-free mobile!
• Why did the smart car feel intelligent? It was algorithm-powered!
• What do you call a connected car that's always online? A internet-mobile!
• Why don't IoT vehicles ever feel disconnected? They're network-linked!
• What do you call a 5G car that's always fast-connected? A speed-network mobile!
• Why did the electric scooter feel charged? It was battery-powered!
• What do you call an e-bike that's always assisted? A pedal-boosted mobile!
• Why don't hoverboards ever feel grounded? They're magnetically-levitated!
• What do you call a Segway that's always balanced? A self-stabilizing mobile!
• Why did the monorail feel single-tracked? It was one-rail focused!
• What do you call a peoplemover that's always conveying? A human-transporter!
• Why don't moving walkways ever feel stationary? They're constantly-flowing!
• What do you call an escalator that's always stepping up? A stair-climber!
• Why did the elevator feel uplifting? It was vertical-transportation!
• What do you call a lift that's always raising? A height-changer!
• Why don't funiculars ever feel level? They're slope-climbing!
• What do you call a chairlift that's always sitting? A sky-chair!
• Why did the gondola lift feel suspended? It was cable-hanging!
• What do you call an aerial tramway that's always crossing? A valley-bridger!
• Why don't cable cars ever feel unconnected? They're wire-linked!
• What do you call a ropeway that's always spanning? A gap-crosser!
• Why did the zip line feel fast-sliding? It was gravity-powered!
• What do you call a tyrolean traverse that's always crossing? A rope-bridge!
• Why don't suspension bridges ever feel unsupported? They're cable-held!
• What do you call a cable-stayed bridge that's always staying? A tower-anchored crosser!

• Why did the drawbridge feel moveable? It was opening-and-closing!
• What do you call a swing bridge that's always pivoting? A rotating-crosser!
• Why don't bascule bridges ever feel unbalanced? They're counterweight-stabilized!
• What do you call a lift bridge that's always raising? A vertical-opening crosser!
• Why did the pontoon bridge feel floaty? It was boat-supported!
• What do you call a floating bridge that's always buoyant? A water-supported crosser!
• Why don't arch bridges ever feel unsupported? They're compression-strong!
• What do you call a beam bridge that's always spanning? A simple-support crosser!
• Why did the truss bridge feel structured? It was triangle-strengthened!
• What do you call a cantilever bridge that's always projecting? A balanced-arm crosser!
• Why don't covered bridges ever feel exposed? They're roof-protected!
• What do you call a tunnel that's always underground? A beneath-ground crosser!
• Why did the subway tunnel feel buried? It was earth-surrounded!
• What do you call an underwater tunnel that's always submerged? A sea-floor crosser!
• Why don't mountain tunnels ever feel peaked? They're through-hill passages!
• What do you call a road tunnel that's always automotive? A car-passage!
• Why did the rail tunnel feel tracked? It was train-dedicated!
• What do you call a pedestrian tunnel that's always walking? A foot-passage!
• Why don't bicycle tunnels ever feel two-wheeled tired? They're cycle-dedicated!
• What do you call a utility tunnel that's always servicing? A infrastructure-passage!
• Why did the pipeline feel flowing? It was liquid-transporting!
• What do you call a gas pipeline that's always pressurized? A fuel-transporter!
• Why don't oil pipelines ever feel crude? They're refined-transporting!
• What do you call a water pipeline that's always flowing? A hydro-transporter!
• Why did the sewer pipeline feel waste-carrying? It was drainage-focused!
• What do you call a storm drain that's always rain-handling? A flood-preventer!
• Why don't aqueducts ever feel dry? They're water-channeling!
• What do you call a canal that's always water-filled? A artificial-waterway!
• Why did the lock feel water-lifting? It was boat-elevating!
• What do you call a dam that's always water-holding? A reservoir-creator!

• Why don't spillways ever feel contained? They're overflow-releasing!
• What do you call a weir that's always water-controlling? A flow-regulator!
• Why did the floodgate feel water-stopping? It was flood-preventing!
• What do you call a levee that's always water-blocking? A flood-barrier!
• Why don't dikes ever feel flooded? They're water-repelling!
• What do you call a seawall that's always wave-blocking? A ocean-barrier!
• Why did the breakwater feel wave-breaking? It was harbor-protecting!
• What do you call a jetty that's always wave-deflecting? A shore-protector!
• Why don't piers ever feel unsupported? They're water-extending!
• What do you call a wharf that's always ship-berthing? A vessel-platform!
• Why did the dock feel moored? It was boat-tying!
• What do you call a marina that's always boat-harboring? A vessel-parking!
• Why don't harbors ever feel ship-less? They're vessel-welcoming!
• What do you call a port that's always cargo-handling? A shipping-hub!
• Why did the terminal feel end-pointed? It was journey-completing!
• What do you call a depot that's always storage-providing? A goods-warehouse!
• Why don't stations ever feel train-less? They're passenger-serving!
• What do you call a platform that's always boarding-facilitating? A passenger-interface!
• Why did the concourse feel crowd-flowing? It was people-channeling!
• What do you call a waiting room that's always patience-testing? A delay-space!
• Why don't ticket offices ever feel fare-free? They're payment-processing!
• What do you call an information desk that's always question-answering? A help-station!
• Why did the baggage claim feel luggage-returning? It was possession-reuniting!
• What do you call a check-in counter that's always processing? A journey-starter!
• Why don't security checkpoints ever feel unsecured? They're safety-ensuring!
• What do you call a customs area that's always duty-checking? A border-control!
• Why did the immigration desk feel passport-stamping? It was entry-authorizing!
• What do you call a quarantine facility that's always health-checking? A disease-preventing!
• Why don't parking lots ever feel car-free? They're vehicle-storing!
• What do you call a parking garage that's always multi-level? A car-stacker!

• Why did the parking meter feel coin-hungry? It was payment-demanding!
• What do you call a valet service that's always car-handling? A luxury-parker!
• Why don't gas stations ever feel fuel-less? They're energy-dispensing!
• What do you call a service station that's always vehicle-maintaining? A car-care center!
• Why did the truck stop feel big-rig friendly? It was commercial-vehicle focused!
• What do you call a rest area that's always break-providing? A journey-pause!
• Why don't toll booths ever feel payment-free? They're fee-collecting!
• What do you call a toll plaza that's always money-gathering? A payment-funnel!
• Why did the weigh station feel heavy-checking? It was load-monitoring!
• What do you call an inspection station that's always vehicle-examining? A safety-checker!
• Why don't border crossings ever feel boundary-free? They're country-separating!
• What do you call a checkpoint that's always document-verifying? A identity-confirmer!
• Why did the roadblock feel traffic-stopping? It was flow-interrupting!
• What do you call a traffic light that's always signal-changing? A flow-controller!
• Why don't stop signs ever feel optional? They're halt-commanding!
• What do you call a yield sign that's always caution-advising? A priority-indicator!
• Why did the speed limit sign feel restriction-posting? It was velocity-limiting!
• What do you call a warning sign that's always danger-alerting? A hazard-announcer!
• Why don't mile markers ever feel distance-confused? They're location-indicating!
• What do you call a route sign that's always direction-showing? A path-indicator!
• Why did the exit sign feel departure-marking? It was route-leaving indicator!
• What do you call an entrance sign that's always welcome-extending? A route-joining marker!
• Why don't detour signs ever feel straight-pathed? They're alternate-routing!
• What do you call a construction sign that's always work-warning? A zone-alerter!
• Why did the road closure sign feel barrier-announcing? It was passage-blocking!
• What do you call a bridge out sign that's always crossing-cancelling? A span-unavailable marker!
• Why don't one way signs ever feel two-directional? They're flow-restricting!
• What do you call a no entry sign that's always access-denying? A prohibition-marker!
• Why did the parking sign feel space-regulating? It was vehicle-placement controlling!
• What do you call a no parking sign that's always space-protecting? A stopping-prohibitor!

• Why don't loading zone signs ever feel cargo-free? They're freight-dedicated!
• What do you call a bus stop sign that's always transit-marking? A passenger-pickup indicator!
• Why did the taxi stand sign feel cab-welcoming? It was hired-transport designating!
• What do you call a bike lane sign that's always cycle-dedicating? A two-wheel zone marker!
• 1680. Why don't rabbits ever get tired of eating carrots? They're naturally drawn to orange vegetables!
• Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
• What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car? Tyrannosaurus Wrecks!
• Why don't airplanes ever get tired? They always have their own jet lag!
• What do you call a train that sneezes? Achoo-choo train!
• Why did the car break up with the road? It was tired of being taken for granted!
• What do you call a boat that's always complaining? A whine-liner!
• Why don't submarines ever get lost? They always know their depth!
• What do you call a flying elephant? A jumbo jet!
• Why did the taxi driver get a speeding ticket? He was always in a rush hour!
• What do you call a car that's been in an accident with a tree? Stumped!
• Why don't motorcycles ever get cold? They have leather jackets!
• What do you call a bus that's always late? A delay-mobile!
• Why did the airplane go to therapy? It had altitude problems!
• What do you call a ship that's always singing? A cruise-crooner!
• Why don't helicopters ever get dizzy? They're used to1301. Why did the feta feel salty? It was Greek-brined!